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| SWAMI'S
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| Swami's
real name is
D.P. Soppythawts,
where the initials
D.P. stand
for Dee Pee.
But upon finding "IT",
while sitting
under a banyan
tree for 10
years, he changed
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| Guru
Cobra will be teach YOU
the art of: |
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| (A)
Writing nonsense-sentences.
YOU will get to compare
them to sentences by Chopra,
and to passages from The
Secret to see how well
you succeed! |
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| (B) Writing "syrupy" acknowledgements |
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| (C) Designing the cover for YOUR book |
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| (D) Making up fake qualifications for YOURSELF |
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| (E) Constructing questionnaires, such as, "Are you content with your SEX life?" |
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| (F) Succeeding at New-Age business school practices |
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| SWAMI'S QUALIFICATIONS |
| PhD in "Gurunomics" |
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| SWAMI'S ALMA MATER |
| Gurudom (The Harvard equivalent for wannabe gurus) |
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| SWAMI'S FAVORITE MESSAGE |
| "Spirituality is materialism camouflaged." |
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| SWAMI'S FAVORITE EXPRESSION |
| Gurrific! © |
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| Do YOU wish to graduate from Gurudom? |
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| Do YOU want to attempt at being a best-selling author of a self-help book? Do YOU wish to be educated by Swami Detox Cobra? If you do, this book is for YOU! |
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